The Characters of Manly Ribs

These are all real people whose names have been changed for privacy purposes.

Bellagio: Head trainer at the gym. Known for his love of “the ladies,” and for leaving us every day with “I love you like ____ and ______.” (Insert comfort food combination in the blanks)

“Naked-Yogurt Lady”: Naked woman in the steam room who smothers grape yogurt all over her body.

Laney: Crazy awesome and challenging spin instructor.

Skywalker: Our current trainer who moonlights as a body builder. Each day, he eats 7 eggs before 5:30 am and totals 12 eggs by the end of the day.

Tiffany: the manager of the gym who wears inappropriate clothing and who arrives at 10am and works as long as she feels like it.