Another One Bite's the Dust

Skywalker quit today. Apparently he quit to continue his career as a corrections officer for a prison. Say what? He has had a lot of jobs while training us, but never a prison guard.

We are on our way to our 6th trainer.

Love you like.....love you like.....we've got nothing today.

Skywalker's Other Second Job

It just keeps getting better. So far, Skywalker has told us that he moonlights as a manager for bouncers at a series of clubs. He has also told us that his second job is as a body-building competitor. Today, he explained to us that his second job is as a trainer for Marines who can't pass boot camp.

Which is it? And if it's all of them, wouldn't they be his third....and fourth jobs? Is it a counting problem or a lying problem?


Love you like peanut butter and banana!

Is it an oxymoron to be a smoker who exercises?

Every Tuesday and Thursday, this same woman takes step class with us and as soon as she enters the room, there is trail of cigarette smell that follows her. By the end of the class, the entire room smells terrible: cigarette smoke mixed with sweat. Sick. It should be a crime.

Don't you think that it is counterproductive to exercise regularly and smoke? And, isn't that hard on your lungs?

Can we complain? Can we give her some febreze to carry with her? Any ideas?

Love you like marshmallows and graham crackers!

first offense

It is time to sell out my co-blogger.

Question of the day: is it "gym" acceptable to wear a
Halloween T-shirt to the gym in March?

Just remember...I have to work out with this T-shirt wearing friend every day! Don't you all worry... the second offense post will be coming soon!

Love you like french fries & ketchup

strippers, porn stars and more ... oh my!

Skywalker came up to us today just to tell us His new girlfriend of two days is .....an actress in soft porn.

Ps we did not have a scheduled training session today.

Love you like whip cream & strawberries

Skywalker, Chapter 2

When we left off, Skywalker had just moved in with his girlfriend of two weeks. We are sure you will find it completely unsurprising that he and his girlfriend have broken up and logically, he is living in his truck until he is able to move in to his new apartment in two weeks.

He came in really cranky this morning because his body-building sponsors are unhappy that he isn't gaining enough weight. Apparently, he gets paid 40,000 dollars a year to lift weights and look amazing.

And...he also told us that he manages bouncers for clubs at night.

Does this seem as confusing to you as it does to us? He lives in his car with his 40,000 dollar body-building check plus his bouncer check?

But at least he is thriving at work. According to Skywalker, ALL of the other trainers copy all of the moves he has his clients do. Hmmm. We wonder what the other trainers would say.

Did we mention that he has a mohawk?

We know your thinking that we made Skywalker up. We wish we had. Skywalker is the real deal and we will fill you in on his latest drama as we learn of it!

http://manlyribs.blogspot.com/2010/03/love-n-marriage.html

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Laney's Words of Wisdom

Laney, our amazing and amazingly hilarious spin instructor, gives us words of wisdom throughout our hour long workout every Sunday morning. This morning she gave us some doozies that we feel should be shared with others.

After someone left in the middle of class, Laney exclaims, "I hate when people rudely take a bike and then don't stay for the whole class! But, I am actually really happy because now that she is gone, I get to see myself in the mirror."

"Hold on guys, keep going. I have to stop. My bra unsnapped."

"So my friend and her boyfriend have dated for a while. One day, her boyfriend went out to happy hour with....his other girlfriend. Turns out, a news station was there reporting on the restaurant's economic troubles. And, yes, he was caught on live television cheating on his girlfriend.....Girls are so much better than boys, obviously."

"So after you leave here today, I know that all of you want to go to Tops to get a greasy egg and cheese sandwich. If you do that, you will be fat."

Love you like an egg and cheese sandwich!

Love 'N Marriage...

Today at the gym, Skywalker informed us of his two week old relationship.

To sum it up: They now live together, she is a rich "model," her parents own half of coca cola...oh & to top it off...she surprised Skywalker with a meet and greet with her parents at the cheesecake factory.

The next day she got mad that he is back to professional "body building" so she made him sleep in his truck.

Did we mention they have been dating for 2 weeks?
Can't wait to keep you all posted on this blossoming love affair!!!

Love you like Eggs & Grits

911?

Since we have same sex Saunas, this story was told to us by a Male at our gym

Two men got in a heated argument in the Sauna & the police were called.
While working out, Man 1 accidentally hit Man 2 with a weight. Man 1 apologized and decided to relax in the sauna. Man 2 followed Man 1 into the Sauna to express his anger.
A third party had to report the argument because it was getting so heated.
Both men were escorted by the police out of the gym - in handcuffs!

I guess we all need to watch our weights!

Love you like Surf & Turf