Tiffany, the Manager

So we're on vacation right now and that means that we get to sleep in and go to the gym later. The gym is a totally different situation three hours later. First of all, who is available to go to a yoga class at 9:45am on a Thursday? We could barely get a spot in this class. Either everybody besides us has an amazing job where they get to leave for yoga in the mornings or this job crisis is worsening!

But, we digress. What this posting is really about is the general manager of our gym. See, we never get to see this manager, because she has never graced us with her presence at 5:30am. No, she never happens to be there when naked ladies are frolicking around the locker room rubbing yogurt on their bodies. So, we were quite surprised to see her this morning.

One would expect the general manager to come dressed in professional gym clothes showing the clientele that not only does she know business, but she knows gyms. Our manager, we will call her Tiffany, greeted us, well not greeted us, more looked us up and down while wearing a v-neck halter dress with her bosoms popping out and with full make-up.

Our question is, what is she trying to accomplish by wearing these clothes? Is she the only woman in an all male world? Is she trying to sucker men out of their money? How does this sell to women? How are we as the clients, wearing ripped old t-shirts and work-out pants, supposed to feel welcomed by her? Maybe were the ones that have it all wrong. Tomorrow, our work-out wear: high heels and tube top?

Any ideas?

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