We just had magical experience at the gym. Our trainer Skywalker kicked our butts with a full body work-out: push-ups, crunches, stairs, the whole-enchilada. Obviously, its time to relax in the steam room and sauna. We sit down in the steam room, simply to fight our colds, and who sits down next to us. Yes, you guessed it "Naked-Yogurt Lady." She is of course, butt-naked, missing her towel, and unusually wet. She sits down (yes, bare butt on tile), pulls out a container of grape Yoplait non-fat yogurt, and starts smothering her body in it. And yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is the second offense of Naked-Yogurt Lady. Disgusted, we leave the steam room and attempt the sauna. The grape-smelling lady follows us! And now she decides to add more yogurt and some very icky-smelling lotion to her hair. At this point, we decide that is officially time to go.
We later discover that yogurt has live cultures that kill bacterial infections on the skin. Therefore, not only was this Naked-Yogurt Lady, this was "Naked-Yogurt I Have an Infection Lady."
Question of the day: What infection could she have?"
Moral of the Story: Please follow the instructions on the sign outside to cover yourself with a towel and refrain from bringing yogurt into the sauna and smothering it on yourself.
We will leave you on our first posting with the salutation that the head trainer, Bellagio, leaves us with every day: "Love you like fish and chips!"
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Tell me about it!!! I don't swim in the gym pool anymore because of naked men. One day I was swimming in the pool doing laps and I notice a man sitting at the edge of the pool. He has a towel wrapped around his waist. I continue to swim and as I am swimming up and down I notice the man swimming in the lane next to me is NAKED. Yes Naked! It is so gross. I was so scared and afraid to stop and get out in case he follows me. No one else was in the pool or pool area. I finally sped up and got out of the pool on the opposite end and ran out. Every time I went to the gym, I would swear I recognized the Naked man walking around. No more laps for me!!!
ReplyDeleteLove you like meatballs and spaghetti!!! MOM