Laney, our amazing and amazingly hilarious spin instructor, gives us words of wisdom throughout our hour long workout every Sunday morning. This morning she gave us some doozies that we feel should be shared with others.
After someone left in the middle of class, Laney exclaims, "I hate when people rudely take a bike and then don't stay for the whole class! But, I am actually really happy because now that she is gone, I get to see myself in the mirror."
"Hold on guys, keep going. I have to stop. My bra unsnapped."
"So my friend and her boyfriend have dated for a while. One day, her boyfriend went out to happy hour with....his other girlfriend. Turns out, a news station was there reporting on the restaurant's economic troubles. And, yes, he was caught on live television cheating on his girlfriend.....Girls are so much better than boys, obviously."
"So after you leave here today, I know that all of you want to go to Tops to get a greasy egg and cheese sandwich. If you do that, you will be fat."
Love you like an egg and cheese sandwich!
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