911?

Since we have same sex Saunas, this story was told to us by a Male at our gym

Two men got in a heated argument in the Sauna & the police were called.
While working out, Man 1 accidentally hit Man 2 with a weight. Man 1 apologized and decided to relax in the sauna. Man 2 followed Man 1 into the Sauna to express his anger.
A third party had to report the argument because it was getting so heated.
Both men were escorted by the police out of the gym - in handcuffs!

I guess we all need to watch our weights!

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